Make Your Own Sentence using your Birthday...

Step 1 : Choose your month of Birth

January: I hate
February : I ran naked with
March : I need
April: I shot
May: I smoked weed with
June : I killed
July: I pissed on
August : I fcuked
September : I got married with
October : I stabbed
November : I did a blowjob to
December : I did a crapped

Step 2 : Choose your Birth Day

1 - A monkey
2 - A prostitute
3 - A vacuum cleaner
4 - Your mom
5 - Barney the Dinosaur
6 - A dog
7 - Santa Claus
8 - A travesty
9 - A porn star
10 - A condom
11 - A bowl of cereal
12 - A Jew
13 - A lesbian
14 - A horse
15 - An old man
16 - A drug dealer
17 - A clown
18 - Your Grand Mother
19 - A dildo
20 - Michael Jackson
21 - A drunk mexican
22 - An egg
23 - A piece of oOopps
24 - A robot
25 - A Nazi
26 - A puppet
27 - George Bush
28 - A black guy
29 - Madonna
30 - A cookie jar
31 - A Fat Guy

Step 3 : Choose the color of the T-shirt you
are wearing NOW!!!

White - Because that's what I'm
Black - Because I'm sexy
Pink - Because my friend told me to do it
Red - Because I was horny
Blue - Because I hate my life
Yellow - Because I'm gay
Gray - Because I stink
Green - Because I'm smoked cracked
Orange - Because I'm ugly
Brown - Because I'm racist
Violet - Because I'm a pervert
Squares - Because I got my orgasm
No T-shirt - Because I have a perfect Abs
Other - Because I'm single



hmmm mine~~~ February - 4 - white
````I ran naked with with your mom because that's what I am...nyahahahaha...
*got this in a joke book...

YEAH MAN!

October 27th.

I stabbed George Bush.

I gave a blow job to a dog because I hate my life.

Mine is still the best

Mines the funniest.

Didnt you read mine?

I stabbed George Bush

That's not funny.

Yes it is.
Anyway, I wanna hear Bgnin's

shizzz..

didnt see the shirt thing before

I stabbed george bush because im fucking sexy

Judging from bgnin's birth date on his profile the start of his would be I gave a blow job to a clown.

I stabbed jew because I am racist.

i ran naked with a robot because im sexy

i did crapped a cookie jar because im sexy

20th December

January 31st - Black

I hate a fat guy because I'm sexy
...
Totally

I need A bowl of cereal Because I'm sexy

i hate a prostitute because im sexy o.O?

lightning-shade wrote:i hate a prostitute because im sexy o.O?

Wierd really weird

i know it makes no sense xD

todays my birthday lol.

I need George Bush because i hate my life...?

Above totaly fits

I ran naked with an egg because thats what i am...