Re: General Discussion

by **Riki X** November 27th 2010, 3:11 am

Nao >:[

by **Sarnicone** November 27th 2010, 3:12 am

When Nata put me in Water.

by **Satamino** November 27th 2010, 3:13 am

So your gonna leave earth?

by **Sarnicone** November 27th 2010, 3:15 am

Maybe. Planning to bag(yes) Z till he allows me to stay in 2 countries at the same time...

by **Satamino** November 27th 2010, 3:15 am

Its not allowed...?

by **Sarnicone** November 27th 2010, 3:16 am

Damn... That means... Blagh, wut evah, Sound = currently water, so I guess I am in.

by **Satamino** November 27th 2010, 3:17 am

Shall i ask nata..?

by **Sarnicone** November 27th 2010, 3:20 am

December 1st please

by **Satamino** November 27th 2010, 3:20 am

To late.. you might be added soon.. or not..

by **Sarnicone** November 27th 2010, 3:21 am

Alright, waiting.

by **Satamino** November 27th 2010, 3:23 am

Gonna go now...

by **Reke** November 27th 2010, 4:04 am

xRoyalSinx X wrote:
Reke wrote:also, no porn? srly?

Don't worry, we have Water for that C:

does anybody know what he is talking about? because I dont.

by Aoi November 27th 2010, 5:35 am

Well since this is the spam topic(divisor style) We should do Chuck Norris Real Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Just to name a few

by **Reke** November 27th 2010, 6:15 am

dinosaurs want their chuck norris jokes back.

by Aoi November 27th 2010, 7:27 am

I googled them just to get the joke telling started

by **Divisor XII** November 27th 2010, 12:59 pm

Chuck Norris jokes are old.

The only ones allowed are Jack Bauer/Tony Stark/Xenu jokes. If you can't provide them, gtfo.

by **Sarnicone** November 27th 2010, 1:06 pm

Like?

How a man struggled for 39 days getting to the top of the mountain to fall down?

by **Stunkata8** November 27th 2010, 2:17 pm

A snake once bitted Chuck Norris.After 5days of torment...the snake died!

Only Chuck Norris get drown a fish!

He once cummed on a truck and the truck is now knowed as Optimus Prime!

Chuck Norris counted to infinite and BACK twice!

Water doesnt clean up Chuck Norris!The water is ChuckNorrising!

Only he can brake a lightsaber!

Chuck Norris can kill 2 bullets with on rabbit!

When every child at night sleeps with a superman T-Shirt, superman sleeps with a Chuck Norris t-shirt!

Enough for now!