Bill Gates survival guide:

The following is originated from Bill Gates. I find they are very useful to me. xD
I just posted this because i find it very interesting and i wanted to share it...

* Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it

* Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

* Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

* Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

* Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

* Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

* Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

* Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

* Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

* Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

* Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

lol where did you find that? uncyclopedia? ;D

I dont know xD i just used google.
I really like rule 11.

Lol you are a nerd then?
And Bill Gates is probably right.

No, im not a nerd... =_=
Im just a strong anti/unbully calm guy.
I only "kill" people when someone messes with me.

What you mean about that killing thingy?
i think im calm guy too

I mean that i defend my self by counter attaking if someone messes with me.

lol , Interesting Guide.

This is actually by bill gates? Yep, trust a guy who has billions of dollars.

interesting some a quite right too

I don't get no.3 earn both wat?

i think you need to achievement all or what you like to do or something like that?

lool

real good^^

8D

Starsky Wong's page? That's one of the guys who created the original lf2. Don't think that it's actually by bill gates, cause most of those are funny.

no. 11 was made coz bill gates is nerd?