Naruto Story

When 3rd Hokage meet other Hokages-

3rd Hokage: Hey, how are you doing, 1st, 2nd, and 4th Hokage?
All Hokage: We are fine, Heaven is more peaceful than Earth, isn't it? Wanna play cards?
3rd Hokage: Sure.

Keep going-

O_O

The 3rd deals the cards
Yondaime cheats with his time/space jutsu
Yondaime wins every round LOL

The 1st Hokage finds out, he use trees to strangle Yondaime.
The 2nd Hokage thought that the 1st Hokage wants to kill Yondaime, so he use water dragon to kill 1st Hokage.
The 3rd Hokage thought that the 2nd Hokage wants to kill the 1st Hokage, so he called the old monkey and started to hit 2nd Hokage.
Yondaime thought the 3rd Hokage is trying to kill him too so Yondaime started to hit 3rd Hokage. LOL

Then for no reason at all Tsunade dies and comes and says "What's up"

And the first is like, "Whoa my granddaughter! What large boobs you have!!! :O"

Tsunade puches him, calls him a "pervert", and grabs her share of cards.
Tsunade forces everyone to go all out.(including herself)

After an hour, Tsunade had lost all the games.
Everyone is laughing at her......

Then she punched the ground and made an earthquake that was felt in a 5 mile radius and nearly destoyed the village

soon other villages attacked konoha due to its massive lose

Um... Hokages are dead ! So they are not on this world... so you shold say

Tsunade "punched" the ground,on earth was eartquakes and sky opened...

Then Tsunade wants some coke and killed shizune so she can bring some coke