Hello,and you are welcome

Hello,my name is Keny Hovind.I live in Pensacola,Florida.
I have been a highschool science teacher for 15 years.
I've been very active in the creation /evolution controversy for quite some time.
God has given me the opportunity to preach and teach the wonderful story of
His creation over 9000 times a year at churches and any other people gatherings,like schools,hospitals .

try to kid someone else omen

O hai Keny,nice to meet you,let's pray now : )

1 Cola please, but without cola in it. Cola is not good. It is bad. Which means its not good. Something that is not good. Is bad. Most of the time. Or maybe all of the time. And thank you. For welcoming me. I appricate it. Well. Maybe I don't. But you won't know. Because I wrote that I did. But I could be lieing.Because I'm an asshole. I hope I dont get a warning from flaming myself. Because that would really suck. I would jump off a cliff. Or maybe not. But you wont know. Or will you? But you can't watch. Because it will be too long for me too jump. I'll probably decide not to jump. And then fall by Accident. That would really suck. Well for me. You all would laugh. And there would be blood. And my dead body would get sued for making the ground dirty.

Ps wElcUME Her READ forum rules :D:D

Do you wish to hear the word of the Lord?

Did you get my order? I will call the customer service and complain about you ignoring my request.

Oh and Florida is a nice country. Though I don't know anything about the country and have never been there, I'm saying it's nice, because I suck

I am here to preach the word of my Lord

keny? I thought it was Kent.

Misspell on this hellish device

I am Kent Hovind
and I am here to teach you about my LORD




Let us all be reminded of the Great story that our Lord Conjured



In the beginning God created the Ink and the Paper.


And the Paper was without form and void, and blankness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of the Lord moved upon the face of the Nothing
.
In the Beginning Kubo Said:"Let there be Plot!"

..When that failed the All-powerful god said :"Let there be Manga"
And indeed there was Manga.
And the Editor saw it was good.
and the Editor divided the good from the Bullshit.
And the Editor called the good Manga, and the Bullshit He called Bleach.

I believe in the trolly trinity
The Father,The Son and the Trolly Spirit.






I only wish for you to be saved,so please accept the Word of the Lord


You will see his greatness if you just believe.


And I would be glad to disprove any doubt you have that this is the true Word of our Lord and savior.

Wrong Section...You should be warned.



And hey...woah...WOAH...when did I get warned? HOLY SHIT.

And my rep is 0 again? Jesus...I must have said something that someone didn't like...oh well

I just wish to enlighten you brother

Go for it...I'm listening.

omen, i believe in your god and yes, bleach is bullshit

Angis95 wrote:omen, i believe in your god and yes, bleach is bullshit

Oh wow... a post of such fail is rare to find

To save yourselves children,you must accept the trolly trinity in your hearth and most importantly buy merchandise merchandise merchandise .To please our Lord and give him lots of money.

Lesson one:A day doing nothing,is a day well spent.

I spent this day well.

Lesson 2:Evry time you draw a shitty background,you steal more money.


DO you not see the wisdom of our Lord?

simpley awesome
a yes for my lord O:

Last night, the lord came to me in my sleep, and he said...KT (Replaced for true name of course) you have been chosen as one of the few to guide my children to the trollin' land and then he went on to explain the gifts he would bestow unto me and then he said...

HA, YOU FAG...I GOT YOU SO GOOD, YOU SRSLY THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE YOU IMMORTALITY? HAHAHAH WHAT A FAG.

Listen to this good man,for he has really met the Lord

Yes, it was quite a momentous experience, and I finally see the truth.

I am Venkatesh Yadhav.I live in Mumbai,India
I am studying in 9th class.I am learning rm2k3 coding for now

I am immortal. Enough said.