Biggest fail ever

What is your biggest fail ever?
i will tell mine if i see at least 3 fails ^^

THERE ARE 5 TOPICS ABOUT FAIL FFS READ
god damn it

YES THERE ARE FFS
but they are like for random videos on net or something
i ask you
NTSD MEMBERS
what is the biggest fail you ever made

Divisaawr!!!! lock this topic or Move it 2 Fail thingy^^

Biggest fail was that u cant read the other topics...

Nah, nah, it's actually fine, but you should explain yourself better next time.
He's asking you to post YOUR OWN fails, which is allright because they are not random fail videos.

My biggest fail was voting for George bush

my biggest fail was to fall down of a moving truck

okay ., mine is that when i was playing on an concert (pretty serious concert with all of my profesors) i made a mistake , tryed to fix it then made it again , and then yelled out "f*ck"
everyone was liek O.o

My biggest fail was... to fail.

I had to many fails, but i can't remember any in this moment...

Btw. Wiza's and Squirrel's fails are the best

hehehheehe
okay time for next one
let's see
i tried to make that famous trick in basketball when you throw the ball at basked from about 20 meters then run to it jump in the air , catch it and score the basket
well you see i threw it , ran to basked , but the ball hit the basket and went straight to my face

When I was playing football with mates, I was the goalkeeper
And when I tried to catch the ball, it hit my face at full speed
Well... atleast the goal was saved, lol

Similar thing with me... just i wasn't goalkeeper, but i put myself in front of net to save it, but ball just hit me in the chest so i couldn't breathe few minutes... Later i asked professor to let me go to home... That day i was saved from Physics but i couldn't breathe nomally for two days...

But one of my biggest (if not biggest) fails was:

I was in (shopping) mall and saw old lady who was going down stairs. She had plenty of bags and stairs were very slippy. I wanted to help her and asked her if she wanted me to help her. But she said "no." I thought she doesn't want to bother me and i really wanted to help her because i couldn't stand someone suffer (once i was good boy ). And i took some of her bags saying "let me help you" but she didn't let me to help her and started yelling: "Let it go!... robber, robber, let it go!"

Then i realized why she didn't want me to help and i understood her but that knowledge couldn't erase feeling i had when everybody in mall was starring at me.

Long time passed after that so i'm okay with it now (and i'm not good boy anymore )
Just jokin'

My biggest fail happen when i had 16 years old. I tried to do the crank that soulja boy dance on stage at school only to attract bitches girls and it didnt work. They all laughed at me. My rep didnt drop since every baddy thought i was drunk when i dont even drink at all lol.

I never knew how to dance, but i always tried. Now its like f*ck that, i only do easy stuff like leaning your body from side to side. I also do what i do best, rapping in french.(From canada BTW)

Now, i do gangster crunk like waka flocka.