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Re: Movie Lines
by Shiv January 3rd 2011, 5:18 pm
Tenacious D and Pick of Destiny:
- Spoiler:
- *Kyle and JB fight over the pick of destiny before the club.It results in breaking it into half*
JB: NOOOO! oooh *crying*
KYLE: no! ;(
*contest host appears*
HOST:Hey I gon..What? What's going on there you guys?
JB: We can't go on....We had the Demon's pick..But then we broke it. And now our masterpiece will never happen...
We can's pay the rent because we will be sued by Satan... D;
HOST: C'mon get up. Get up now.Listen guys.. Having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better. Because Satan is not in a guitar pick. He's inside all of us. He's here, right in your hearts. He's what makes not wanna go to work, excerscise,or tell the truth. He's what makes you wanna party and have fun* with each other all night. He's the little voice in your head,that makes you wanna say f*ck You,to the guys you hate.
So what are you gonna do. stay here,fight on the ground and Cry, like babies?
OR
Go in there, like friends, Rock.
(they agree and go)
(Surprisingly yet, Host appears to be hidden Satan, as he regains the pick and becomes complete)
JB:Hey lets look back for these halfs, i'll take one half and you use the another right?
There's gotta be still some juice in....*They see Satan* Aaaa!!
SATAN:WROOOARGH! I AM COMPLEEEEEETE!
KYLE&JB: FUuuuuUUUck~~
SATAN: YES YOUR THA f*ck! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY **** YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE, YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
(Don't worry they fought a rockoff and won with the devil)
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Re: Movie Lines
by Angis January 4th 2011, 5:19 pm
Storm wrote:"STELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Don't know the name of the movie, but it's a classic.
Hollywood cops ???
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Re: Movie Lines
by XavierEvera January 4th 2011, 5:28 pm
~forgot the movie title...~This is weapon. It's really powerful against living things.
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Re: Movie Lines
by Skeggiold January 4th 2011, 6:53 pm
Watchmen
Rorschach's:
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- [after being arrested, talking to the prisioners] None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!
- I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
- [..]This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no".
- [after being arrested, talking to the prisioners] None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!
The Comedian's:
- Spoiler:
- Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
- [talking to Dr. Manhattan, after shooting a woman]Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Pregnant woman. Gunned her down. Bang. And y'know what? You watched me. You coulda changed the gun into steam or the bullets into mercury or the bottle into god damn snowflakes! You coulda teleported either of us to goddamn Australia...but you didn't lift a finger! You don't really give a damn about human beings. I've watched you. You never cared about what's her name, Janey Slater, even before you ditched her. Soon you won't be interested in Sally Jupiter's little girl, either. You're driftin' outta touch, Doc. You're turnin' into a flake. God help us all.
- Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Scent of Woman
Frank Slade:
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- Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
- The day we stop looking, is the day we die.
- When in doubt, f*ck.
- Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Fight Club
Tyler Durden:
- Spoiler:
- f*ck damnation, man! f*ck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
- [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
[...]
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows(i.e Raka ). - Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
- All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
- Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.
- f*ck damnation, man! f*ck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
The Devil's Advocate
John Milton:
- Spoiler:
- Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
- You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?
- Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
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Re: Movie Lines
by Raka January 4th 2011, 6:54 pm
Awh f*ck, how could I forget Watchmen and I saw what u did there with the Tyler Durdon quote 
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Re: Movie Lines
by Skeggiold January 4th 2011, 6:55 pm
I thought about the same thing. When I saw your favorite quotes I was like : "Son, I am disappoint".
And... I did nothing with Tyler's quote.
Edit: Damn, I forgot The Devil's Advocate... added.
And... I did nothing with Tyler's quote.
Edit: Damn, I forgot The Devil's Advocate... added.
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Re: Movie Lines
by Storm January 9th 2011, 4:27 am
Just saw Little Fockers today and now have my favorite line from the movie.
"Are you ready to be....The GodFocker?"
That line cracked me up.
"Are you ready to be....The GodFocker?"
That line cracked me up.
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Re: Movie Lines
by KONaFrogg January 9th 2011, 8:49 am
The Mighty Boosh
Howard: We are not friends! I don't want see you anymore!
Vince: Okey, I'll call you on Wednesday.
Howard: We are not friends! I don't want see you anymore!
Vince: Okey, I'll call you on Wednesday.
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Re: Movie Lines
by C4Blizzard January 9th 2011, 11:29 am
"Somebody stop me!!!"
How could someone forget this ?
SpaceBalls:
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!
(upon going into ludicrous speed)
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Dark Helmet: What did you do?
Colonel Sandurz: I turned off the wall.
Dark Helmet: No, you didnt! You turned off the whole movie!
Colonel Sandurz: I must have pressed the wrong button.
Dark Helmet: Well, put it back on!
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe... as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.
Barf: (reacting to the guards being shot by Princess Vespa) HOLY SHIT!
Princess Vespa: How was that?
Lone Starr: Not bad.
Barf: Not bad... for a girl.
Dot Matrix: Hey that was pretty good for RAMBO!
Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr! Use the Schwartz!
Lone Starr: I can't - I lost the ring!
Yogurt: Forget the ring! The ring is bubkis! I found it in a cracker jack box!
How could someone forget this ?
SpaceBalls:
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!
(upon going into ludicrous speed)
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Dark Helmet: What did you do?
Colonel Sandurz: I turned off the wall.
Dark Helmet: No, you didnt! You turned off the whole movie!
Colonel Sandurz: I must have pressed the wrong button.
Dark Helmet: Well, put it back on!
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe... as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.
Barf: (reacting to the guards being shot by Princess Vespa) HOLY SHIT!
Princess Vespa: How was that?
Lone Starr: Not bad.
Barf: Not bad... for a girl.
Dot Matrix: Hey that was pretty good for RAMBO!
Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr! Use the Schwartz!
Lone Starr: I can't - I lost the ring!
Yogurt: Forget the ring! The ring is bubkis! I found it in a cracker jack box!
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