Combacks-Madara Uchiha

hey i was just wondering, how good are you at comebacks.
for example:
a couple of days ago my freind try to insult me by saying "your so stupid when i look up the word stupid i saw a picture of you!" and this is were i said "why the hell were you looking up the word stupid?! also at least my dictionary doeskin have pictures"
so i just really want to know how good are you at comebacks just rate yourself from 0-to-10
also give a reason why you are, or just do what i did tell a joke which happened.

My rating: 8/10

Reason: i watch a lot of funny shows: Family Guy,Friends, Live at the Apollo, The Big Bang Theory etc.

Your Turn:

Not all those shows help you with it you know,try books.....


and my rating would be 10/10

Hey MU, where were you?

ehh... 4/10 Because not much insults me, so... no need to practice it.

what do you mean by were was i?

I dunno, I haven`t seen you for a while.

9/10 i watch your mama joke shows and they have like this whole competition for it on T.V. Which is preety much where i get my material