Sum jokes to make my life beeter

Funny sterotypical, but not too racistic jokes.

Don't bother me with any black/godless Gentile jokes, they are old.

"When a child is born in a Chinese family, there is an ancient tradition: a silver spoon is dropped on the jade floor. The sound the spoon makes will be the name of the newborn."

S wrote:Funny sterotypical, but not too racistic jokes.

Don't bother me with any black/godless Gentile jokes, they are old.

"When a child is born in a Chinese family, there is an ancient tradition: a silver spoon is dropped on the jade floor. The sound the spoon makes will be the name of the newborn."

Hahahah,oh god :')


ching chongs

LOL that was epic! XD

relly funny joke.

I lol .
Saved all the trouble searching for a suited name for a newborn though.

person1:So what should we named her?

person2:Wait a minute,I go get a spoon.

Another one.

American, european, north korean and african child are in interracial school. The teacher asks: "Did you know that some people doesn't have enought food in other countries. No please tell me your opinion about poverty."
Immediately everyone raises their hands.
So the teacher ask for their answers.
American said: "I didn't understand what you asked. What is "other countries"?"
European said: "I didn't understand what you asked. What is this "poverty"?"
African said: "I didn't understand what you asked. What is this "food"?"
North Korean said: I didn't understand what you asked. What is "my opinion"?"

bada bum tzz

The north korean line is

So people were watching a movie in the cinema. It ended and everyone stars walking towards the exit. The guard sees a briefcase left under one of the "chairs" and he sees the mustache guy that just got up from that place.
Guard: Excuse me sir but you forgot your brief...
Other Person: ALAH ENAM - and off he ran from the cinema.

God I assume this is terrible in when you READ IT... in english

http://dagobah.net/flash/countdown.swf

Open this in a train/airplane and stare at screen furiously.

lolz..

awesome!

Epic joke! lol

What's the difference between Jews and a Pizza? Pizza's don't scream when they're put in the oven.

That's right, I said it.

Why Hitler killed millions of jews?

Because Hitler found their gas bill.

S wrote:Why Hitler killed millions of jews?

Because Hitler found their gas bill.

The joke actually goes:

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call a bunch of white people falling down a mountain? Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans falling down a mountain? Mud slide.
What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a mountain? Jail break.