The Mental Health Hotline
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The Mental Health Hotline
by Blkdrgn V April 2nd 2009, 2:40 am
Please follow the following directions.
Pick up a phone or cell phone. Dial the following number:
After you have dialed the number, carefully listen to the directions and you shall be directed to the nearest mental hospital. Thank you. You may also follow this following link to listen to a person dial the number, or you may click on the spoiler to find out what they will say, and what they will say next.
Pick up a phone or cell phone. Dial the following number:
- Spoiler:
- ***-000-0001
After you have dialed the number, carefully listen to the directions and you shall be directed to the nearest mental hospital. Thank you. You may also follow this following link to listen to a person dial the number, or you may click on the spoiler to find out what they will say, and what they will say next.
- Spoiler:
- Spoiler:
- Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Omnipotent April 2nd 2009, 2:45 am
May i ask why ur posting this? U really think that the users on this forum have mental health issues? Seriously?
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Storm April 2nd 2009, 2:50 am
If they really have mental issues, then their parent's or whoever they're staying with will help them. Posting this isn't needed.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Omnipotent April 2nd 2009, 2:50 am
O lol, sorry i only skimmed thru the third spoiler, i thought it was just like if u have this issue press this number.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Blkdrgn V April 2nd 2009, 2:51 am
Lol, I know no one has an issue here, except anger issues. Not saying any names. *COUGH*.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Blkdrgn V April 2nd 2009, 2:56 am
Yes. It's not an April Fools joke, anyone can tell this is a joke because of the words the man says.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Storm April 2nd 2009, 2:58 am
Hmm, I didn't watch the video, but it's a pretty bad joke to be honest.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Blkdrgn V April 2nd 2009, 3:08 am
It's not really a joke, something you do when your bored.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Kilik 64 April 2nd 2009, 7:48 am
Yes, it's just a joke making fun of various mental health disorders. I saw this last week in my psychology class.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Blkdrgn V April 3rd 2009, 3:31 am
I heard it by a friend while I was in, *COUGH* yes... Gardening and Cooking, don't insult me because I know how to cook.
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Kilik 64 April 3rd 2009, 7:55 am
There's nothing wrong with knowing how to cook. Girls actually LIKE that. You think they wanna be the only ones cooking all the time?
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Re: The Mental Health Hotline
by Storm April 3rd 2009, 8:08 am
They usually force the guy to cook for them instead of volunteering or trying it out and see how it turns out.
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