Re: War thread

[Card]

Yeah, Ere's army is invincible. Have nothing to contradict.

[Magnamancy]

Role playing?
I was being silly though.


Well, a quick note while I sit here I guess, Eredale, 'the rules' override
your army's 'universe rules', play fair.

[Divisor XII]

Whatever, nobody reads Eredale's tl;dr posts anyway.

[Card]

Meh, so nobody reads it? I was gonna post one.

[Eredale]

Well, a quick note while I sit here I guess, Eredale, 'the rules' override
your army's 'universe rules', play fair.

Ok, let me do it in an example

We are playing tag, and I'm it
I chased you to a cliff, and you accidentally fell from it, and now you are in pain and can't move
So I come up to you and tag you

And you start shouting "no fair, you are using the nature's laws of gravity against me, play fair"

Sounds silly? Yes, because IT IS SILLY


And I have full right to use all the powers my army gives me. Why? Because they came into play as is, with predefined characteristics, abilities, spells, personalities, numbers, etc. - ANYONE could have easily googled their names and find info on them, and then think twice before challenging us. But NO, they charge in blindly, like "HUURRRRRRRR WE'RE GUNNA BEAT YA DOOD". That's like when you reject the services of intelligence at real war. You pay for it. A large price. I didn't create overpowered characters, didn't give them overpowered abilities - I just chose them to be my army. It's like when a duel starts - choose your weapons, and there's a huge stand with all sorts of them. They chose a sword and a pickaxe, and I chose a fuking machinegun. And when I made a few test shots they start complaining "hey no fair".

Giving your characters and armies new powers out of nowhere without any complete and logical explaination is unfair - that's what Axer's trying to do. "Let's say we destroyed your shield" - how the fuk? Suddenly he has such huge powers? Where? When? What is the proof of that? GIMME LINKS

Honestly, I used like 10% of my army's powers until now - that includes the nuclear shot Earth destruction. I must give you guys some credit though - that's the best challenge ever, since in the last 7 Loli Wars we didn't get even near 2% power usage.

Deal with it - I can use what I have, because I can explain it. You can't counter that, because you can't explain it. Maybe you can - then prove me that you can. Then I will accept.

[Divisor XII]

tl;dr

He wanted to say this:
"I have an overpowered army and you can't do anything about it. Deal with it or get out".

And stop arguing over fictional powers in a ficitional war. If anybody starts flaming, the show is over.

[Eredale]

Sorry, I just have issues with people complaining about my powers... the characters I use in MMOs often get nerfed because the game forums are spammed by trolls who can't deal with the chars I use, and my chars get nerfed

For example, League of Legends - I use Ezreal since winter, and every month he was nerfed, 5 times total, because the devs got annoyed with massive complaint spam. Since then I hate everyone who says something about "overpowered" or "play something fair". It's just my personal thing.

[Magnamancy]

For Ere, spoilered for convenience :

I'm still idle, watching for stray fire and the like from the current
armies going at each other.

[yaoi]

i summon the greatest warriors of this time......................





fear them.....................

Asslicker ~ Divisor

[Eredale]

Invincible immortals aren't fun? If they are loli, then FUK YEAH they are

There's nothing more fun than subduing great epic armies with little girls.

And it's not like I pulled it outta nowhere - it always existed, I just use it. What others are trying to do is exactly pulling it outta their asses - Axer, for example, wants me to read D&D manuals that are "300 pages A4" long, as he said. But somehow when I ask for links, he doesn't provide any - only links to definition of "teleport" and "polymorph"

Can't deal with it? Surrender

[Magnamancy]

This was going to be an edit, but people are ninjas, so:

~
You know what, I think Divisor's got a point, I'm not gonna try
superpowers though, I might beef up my tactics though...


~

You know what Eredale, once I understand what's entirely going on
in the battlefield (which'll take a while because of 9001 posted walls
of text, let alone fudging links. ) I'll throw something back
at ya.

[Card]

i summon the greatest warriors of this time......................





fear them.....................

Asslicker ~ Divisor

itachixsasuke you forgot to summon .Omen.

[Eredale]

I am in another dimension, the Netherworld, behind reinforced magic barriers, under the protection of Lady Yuyuko. Any mortal entering there, dies without her protection after some time. All of my army is there too. Now we have huge mechs for almost all lolis too. We are preparing ourselves for another battle.

Axer is doing some kinda ritual to do some magical abracadabra - he warned me it's gonna be a huge fireball... lol
Also he's trying to send spies into the Netherworld - suicide squad, roflmao. We have people who can tell the properties of an object on sight, so spies are doomed, and besides, they don't have any protection.

Kentaru has readied his giant mech army with magic shields - they don't have any magic powers though, only shields.

[DoM!n]

i summon the greatest warriors of this time......................





fear them.....................

Asslicker ~ Divisor

itachixsasuke you forgot to summon .Omen.

ok now stop this asslicking faggotry,it won't hel you in anything

[Card]

Meh, is ass kissing so bad?

[its confirmed again]

(*fight with Magician skipped*)




After i defeated Magician i quickly swinged the Soul Absorbing Scythe at the summoner. I hit him in the heart. After that he immeadiately disappeared, his clothes dropped on the ground and i absorbed his soul. I felt his power running though my veins. After this i went back to the castle.
- Now you can summon anything you want, but watch out for the energies of the summoner! - the old sage said.
- Thanks... - i answered then i went outside again to try out my powers. What should i summon? Hmm i think ill summon the Magician again. - i thought, then i started to gather my internal enegies. After a second the Magician was standing in front of me. Lets try another - i thought then i unsummoned the Magician and started to summon The Emperor! This worked too, but i quickly unsummoned him too so he wont start killing everyone! Now i have a good arsenal of weapons - i thought, then i want back inside...

Spoiler:

[DoM!n]

Meh, is ass kissing so bad?

no,but it makes you look like a retard,if you like being one,go ahead

[.::Nakato::.]

I summon sawmanx and din98, beat that.

[Eredale]

They are already defeated by Nave - Spam Area was nuked

[Card]

Meh, is ass kissing so bad?

no,but it makes you look like a retard,if you like being one,go ahead

no way! You're just jealous that no one kisses yours. You should just ask me for that, I can kiss your ass as well.

[its confirmed again]

I summon sawmanx and din98, beat that.

then ill summon Burcardin98akuda! (Burkada/Card/din98/barrakuda) beat that

[DoM!n]

Meh, is ass kissing so bad?

no,but it makes you look like a retard,if you like being one,go ahead

no way! You're just jealous that no one kisses yours. You should just ask me for that, I can kiss your ass as well.

yes,I am so jealous that SK/or that other retards 2nd account totally posts my avi in this topic,I should go to emo corner now...

[Magnamancy]

Dom!n forgot his picture...:

Ta Ere, and the Earth itself is in large fragments now isn't it?
So... I'm on one of them... great.

Since there's not much going on, I'm going to assess what I have...:

My own stratagy atm :

[.Omen]

Can you hear the Legion calling?


Can you hear the victims screaming?


Can you hear the beasts fleeing?

Can you feel the very horrendous fear of the world materializing ?


For true horror is coming!


From the darkness!
From the shadows!
From the Fucking sparkle!

MY EVIL SHALL NOW BOMBARD YOU WITH TWILIGHT FANFICTION!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Fear that which you cannot defeat

The Angel

Rosalie Lillian Hale…

My hand swept across his
hardening chin. I watched him wither in pain against the cold metal
table that Carlisle had laid him upon. I winced every time he flinched. I
picked up his hand and stroked it, trying my best to be gentle and
slow.

“The wilder beast…” I chuckled low under my breath, “…the
wilder beast…”

I continuously looked back and forth from Carlisle
to him, wondering. The last minutes of his life and he had called me an
angel….I pondered, would he still think that way once he was complete?
Had I truly defied the set image in my mind of myself being a graceful
creature instead of a monster? The decision had not taken long at all, I
swept him up immediately from his spot, breaking the neck of the true
beast that was upon him.

“My angel…” My memories taunted me.

“Rose,
please…” Edward begged from the doorway. His lean figure looked as if
it was being supported by the doorway, the way he stood. “Don’t destroy
yourself over this.”

“Leave me alone, Edward. I never wanted your
attention.” I growled, squeezing his hand a tad tighter than I should
have. I quickly glanced back at his aching face as he screeched more.

He
sarcastically laughed, “Oh but at one point you did…” he muttered.

“He’s
in so much pain though…” I felt the bitter edge of the lust to cry. It
was a dry ache, much like thirst… It’d been so long since I’d felt the
need to cry. I desperately searched for the water that should flow from
my tear ducts, wanting, more so needing, to feel more of my pain. The
more hurt I felt, perhaps, the less he did. I grazed my hand across his
chest trying to relieve him.

Nothing penetrated my skin. I felt
worthless.

“The rose is a rose, And was always a rose. But the
theory now goes That the apple's a rose, And the pear is, and so's The
plum, I suppose. The dear only know What will next prove a rose. You, of
course, are a rose-- But were always a rose.” Edward recited. “He’ll be
your rose… Give it time.”

“How much time, Edward!? It’s been
days…days!” I screeched, punching the floor out of rage.

“He’s
calming, Rose, don’t you see? He’s already glowing….” Edward tossed his
hand in the direction of him.

My head retracted from Edward’s
face, and traced the contours of his face. A small smile peeped out from
my ravishingly pale skin. He was buff, very muscular, very handsome. I
could only imagine the type of women who threw themselves his way. I
myself could hardly resist.

“Edward…” I opened his fingers and
wrapped them around mine, looking at how his swallowed mine, like he was
a protective shield… “Edward…Will he love me?”

“Alice already
said…”

“I don’t care what she said. Alice can be wrong. What does
he think, Edward? Is he thinking of me? Do you think he can love me?” I
didn’t look at him, I didn’t want to see the expression across my
brother’s face. I was afraid I would see the lies written there.

“You’re
his angel, Rose. You’re his Jesus in black strappy heels and a highly
fashionable dress.”

I laughed, flipping my hair behind my
shoulder.

“Thank you, Edward…”

EVEN MOAR SUFFERING IS UNLEASHED

1) This story includes characters from Twilight, however, it is NOT told
from THEIR perspective. It is told from our personas perspective XD
2)
Bella ain't married yet, so it's about the middle of July
3)You know
the LaPush werewolves? They're not the only ones. (have to read to
learn more >:3 MWAHAHA)
4) Vampires, werewolves, and one final
punch in the stomach. Yes folks, witches exist as well.
5) All
details and explanations will have to be discovered by reading on. Be
prepared... MWAHAHAHA!

(I'm so evil >:])

and so it
begins...

"Where the f*ck are we, anyway?"
Pepper's lanky
figure was leaning lazily against the passenger's car door of a '67
Chevvy Impala. As much as she wished she could take credit for the
gorgeous condition of the black beauty, the credit as well as the keys
belonged to her friend, Isis, who had also made some.. minor..
modifications to the car's engine to increase the max speed and
efficiency. Illegal? Yes, but what the cops didn't know wouldn't hurt
them.
The sweltering heat continuously pressed down on everything.
Isis was just coming back from the convenience store of the gas station
they had stopped at. She had two different maps with her in which they
were going to refamiliarize themselves with. They had been friends since
infancy, yet up until a month ago, they were both flying solo in
Europe. It had been a year ago since they're falling out over a stupid
guy, and a several years since they had been in America.
"What?"
"Where-are-we?"
Pepper pronounced each word with a thick amount of sarcasm. Finally
frustrated with the amount of perspiration accumulating on the back of
her neck, she took the ever-present elastic band from her wrist and
pulled as much of her multilayered hair as she could into a small
ponytail at the nape of her neck. Time for a haircut she thought
to herself. Her bangs were starting to get into her eyes and it was a
pain when she phased. Yes, Pepper was a werewolf. She was naturally a
brunette, but of course, she's much too flamboyant to accept the
normality of it, and therefore continuously asked Isis to dye it for
her. It's deep red shone vibrantly in the sun, the tips dipped in a
perfect midnight black. Stranger yet, was that when she phased, her fur
was also effected by the unnatural colour. Her liquid brown eyes looked
slightly down at Isis, who was three inches shorter, at 5'9. Isis,
although slightly more reserved looking than Pepper, also disdained at
the idea of hiding herself under varying degrees of "normal". But Isis
tended to portray herself more through body art and jewelry. A line of
small silver hoops and studs ran up her right ear, while only a couple
matching hoops stood out on the left. A massive layer of latin and roman
calligraphy, intertwined with elegant serpents, fangs and wolves,
covered her right arm from the elbow and spread up over her shoulder,
stopping just as it reached the shoulder blade. No, the wolves are not
the clue. The latin symbols are. Isis was a witch. A very powerful
witch. Latin was often used as a universal language between witches,
because very few people ever understood its full meaning. Pepper never
felt threatened by this. For the most part, they were equal in combat,
although for different reasons. Both Pepper's mother and Isis' mother
were witches, and though Pepper did not inherit her mother's
witch-abilities, that didn't stop the her mom from teaching her
everything she knew. They're weaknesses, strengths, how to detect them,
everything. Pepper's father had been a werewolf. That's where she got it
from. But it turned out that her father was more dangerous than his
first impression, and so her mother ran, with a year old Pepper in tow,
and fled from Northern Italy, to Southern Spain, where Isis and her
mother lived.
Isis' father was the exact opposite. Her father was
born a witch, but just a month after Isis was born, her father had
gained some enemies and as a result, was bitten by a vampire. He turned
into what the unignorant portion of the world refers to as a "vampiric
witch". Knowing that he was a danger to his family, and most of all, his
new born daughter, he left to draw away the attentions of his enemies
and practise his restraints elsewhere. He was never a dead beat dad
though. He made sure they always had enough money, and sent letters and
gifts as often as possible.
Both their mothers were good friends,
and Pepper's mom trusted Isis' to help her and her daughter out. They
were both about a year and a half at this time. Ever since, they've been
so close as friends, that they were more like sisters. The second Isis
made fun of Pepper's skinny jeans, she would shoot back a comment about
Isis' normal coloured dark brown hair and NON-converse shoes.
Isis preferred her black boot-cut jeans, and black ankle high boots.
Both were absolutely crazy about their studded belts and
t-shirts, thought Pepper leaned more towards stripes and bright purples,
while Isis adored her vintage bands T's and liked her greens and blues.
While Pepper's hair was evenly multilayered, Isis literally took a
pocket knife to hers, jaggedly layering all of it beautifully, her bangs
hanging straight down, just slightly in her vision, and the longest
layer coming slightly past her shoulders. Her eyes were a ghostly blue,
with streaks of sea-green flashing through them. Her facial features
were softer than Pepper's, whose cheekbones, nose and chin were defined
strongly and suited her lean, lanky build perfectly. Isis wasn't quite
as noticeably muscular, but she was perfectly fine with her wiry
muscles, which were stronger than they let on.
Isis rolled her eyes
darmatically at the slight whine in Pepper's voice. Isis, was filled
with knowledge and strategics, and was normally one for sarcasm with her
cool, calculating temper. Pepper, however, proceded her werewolf
stereotype at times, with her impatience and hot temper. Despite that,
both were extremely compassionate.. when they felt the need to be. Both
had reasons to hide they're true colours. Both tended to be careful
about just how much they let a person into their lives.
"We're
in Washington, moron." Isis calmly walked around and opened her door
and stepped into her master creation.
Pepper whined exageratingly
with impatience and stepped into the car herself.
"I know that."
she grumbled.
"Look. It's been four hours since we left and you've
done nothing but complain. Do you want this job or not?"
Pepper
sighed. They had recently gotten a call, about a week ago, to watch a
group of "suspicious persons" in the area surrounding a town known as
Forks. The job description puzzled both Pepper and Isis, because
normally their job entailed killing a psycho murderous vamp, werewolf,
witch, or rescuing someone who was kidnapped by said creatures, or
someone who had run away, and other interactive jobs. However, the woman
who called simply requested that they keep tabs on them for a while and
give detailed reports when she called either of their cell phones. At
first, both of them objected. Why would they want to stare at a few
different groups of people, in a town in the middle of no where, when
they didn't even know what they were watching? That was before they knew
what kind of money this person was willing to dish out.
$20,000 a
month.
Naturally after they heard the number, they said, "Why
not?". After all, they weren't really in danger by simply being
observers, and they would be basically be getting paid for almost doing
nothing! With other jobs, they would meet with the client in person, but
they decided together that it wasn't important if the job wasn't that
serious.
Pepper's white tank top was almost too bright to look at
in the sun, "Alright, fine... wait." she hesistated, looking intently at
Isis , to see if she had any shopping bags with her. After Pepper
finally processed the fact that Isis didn't have any, she looked
increduously at her.
"Didn't you at least get some beer?!"
Isis
sighed wearily, "We're in America remember? Legal drinking age
is twenty-one. We're both one year short."
"Shit!" Pepper dropped
her head back onto the head rest, exasperated at the new development.
Putting
the car into gear, Isis simply nodded with understanding, "I know. I
know.."
Pepper's head tilted to the side to look at Isis, who had
somehow already pulled the maps out to the right spot and discovered the
route to take.
"Well? Where are we?"
The corner of Isis'
mouth twitched up in a sly smile.
"We're thirty minutes away. That's
where."

I walked into the familiar scene of the Cullen’s door to the house.
Edward was there in one swift quick like moments that was too slow for
my eyes to see, In another moment I was in his arms and he brushed his
lips to mine “Welcome home.” He said his cold, sweet breath flowed into
my face like flowers just after the rain. My head spun from his velvet
voice and his sweet sent. He put me down on my feet and my head didn’t
feel connected to my body. Edward wrapped his hand around my waist
carrying half of my weight and led me with swift steps ,that I was used
to by now, to the living room where Alice came bouncing over to me.
“Hi
Bella.” She said as she kissed both of my cheeks “I have good news but
it requires shopping.” She smiled
In my head I groaned another trip
with Alice to the mall obviously meant another wardrobe or something
far worse. But if she was going to be my future sister I would have to
compromise.
“Shoot.” I said sarcastically “Does this shopping trip
have to do with the dance coming up this Friday?” I asked hoping that
the answer wasn’t anything that had to do with me dancing.
“Yeah.”
She said her spiked hair bouncing around her face “I thought you could
use a new dress and it is fun to shop with you.” She smiled and her
brilliant white teeth radiated the room it seemed like.
“Does this
shopping trip mean that your going to pull me from dressing room to
dressing room playing Dress-Up Bella?” I groaned
“Sure if you want
to find a dress that fits, and I think I know where to start.” She said,
I looked up at Edward “Do I have to?” I asked sounding like a five year
old. “Bella be nice and be a good sport for your future sister, please
for me.” He flashed one of his famous crooked smiles that made me limp
“Sure, I’ll be good.” I said smiling, He swooped down and brushed his
lips to mine. Alice pulled me away from Edward he touched the back of
his hand to my cheek as I left, his cold hand leaving a burning
sensation on my cheek.
I groaned as Alice jumped from store to
store finding everything that I couldn’t dream of wearing. “How about
this?” She held up a black dress that curved around the waist and flared
out toward the bottom, it had silk threading in blue sparkling down the
front. I stared at it, it was gorgeous, absolutely breath taking.
“Alice it is very nice but there is now way that I would even have the
possibility of pulling that off.” I said my voice sounding bitter.
“Bella
you don’t give your self enough credit, your beautiful now go on and
try this on.” She pushed me toward the dressing room as she bounded off
towards the racks and racks of dresses that seemed to loom over me.
I put on the dress ever so carefully as if to waste time so I wouldn’t
have to see my reflection in the mirror. I turned around to the mirror
and was stunned at the girl in the mirror, She wasn’t the Bella I knew
she was a radiant beautiful girl. I touched my face to make sure that
girl was me and I jumped, It was. I stepped out of the dressing stall
and I walked over to Alice and she stood her mouth curved up into a
smile
“Bella you look gorgeous.” She said and she looked me up and
down “Really, I mean Edward wont know what happened to you.” She smiled
“Although he sees you much more than you see yourself, C’mon lets buy
it.” She said and she looked at me one more time. She dismissed me to go
get changed back into my old clothes.
I turned around in the
dressing room to see my reflection again “Yeah I hope Edward will like
it.” I smiled and got back into my own clothes.

Let your bodies burn in the infinity of suffering,let your mind wonder in the comfort of insanity!

[Eredale]

Can you hear the llalala blablabla

Watcha say? We are in another dimention and can't hear ya

tl/dr

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